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To make the no-bake cookies, mix the butter, milk, sugar, and cocoa powder together in a sauce pan over medium heat until the mixture comes to a boil.
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Once the mixture is boiling, let it cook for another minute—stirring constantly.
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Turn off the heat and stir in peanut butter and oats.
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Drop by tablespoonfuls onto wax paper.
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Let cookies cool for a few minutes.
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After the cookies have cooled for a few minutes, shape them into balls with your hands. You may have to reshape them more than once while they're cooling, but they will start to hold their shape as they get cooler.
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To make the loaves, mix the white cake mix batter according to the package directions.
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Pour white cake mix batter into mini loaf pans, filling each pan about 1/3 full.
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Bake according to package directions.
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Once they are finished baking, remove the mini loaves from their pans by turning them upside down and shaking them gently onto a cooling rack.
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Once they've cooled, cut each loaf horizontally through the middle.
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To assemble the sandwiches, pull the loaves apart gently where they are cut, and insert 3 or 4 of the no-bake cookie "meatballs".
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Spoon the strawberry sauce over and around the "meatballs" to look like spaghetti sauce. (Strawberry ice cream topping works very well, and you can also use strawberry preserves—just thin them with a little water or fruit juice.)
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Shred about 1/8 of a cup of white chocolate with a cheese shredder and sprinkle the shredded white chocolate "cheese" over the "meatballs".
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Present your Fake Meatball Sandwich to your family as an April Fool's joke; after you have a good laugh, slice up the subs and serve everyone a piece for a sweet dessert.